A Thousand Broken Hearts
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Lesbian alternatives to the phrase “Cockblock”

1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorception

sedeuced:

and they ain’t say nothin

sedeuced:

and they ain’t say nothin

sologatos:

31665

Henri, le chat noir

asexual-not-a-sexual:

I think this speaks for itself. Accepting a person doesn’t mean you get to put limits on their freedom. You can’t be an ally and want us to stop talking, or labeling, or demanding to be heard. 

Acceptance has no exceptions. Period. 

everydaygay:

the time when I would have to leave
in order to arrive on campus
exactly when my class begins
is ever approaching
and I still do not know the answer
to whether or not I will go
to my stupid fucking class. 

Girlfriend: Mary Kate scratched me! I'm leaving you for a prettier woman that doesn't own a cat!
Me: Good luck finding a lesbian that doesn't own a cat.
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .

pumpsandblazers:

OMG not only is that the cutest thing, but she’s stunningggg <3

I no longer need you to fuck me as hard
as I hate myself.

Make love to me
like you know I am better than the worst thing I ever did.
Go slow.
I’m new to this
but I have seen nearly every city from a rooftop without jumping.
I have realized

that the moon did not have to be full for us to love it.
We are not tragedies
stranded here beneath it.

We Were Emergencies - Buddy Wakefield  (via arbitraryoutlet)